DO YOU ACT YOUR AGE?

Progress:

You find out your favorite band is playing at tickets go on sale on a weekday at noon. You:

You stay at work and hope there’s tickets left when you get off.

Tell your boss you have a doctor’s appointment and go wait in line.

Offer to take your boss’ assistant to the concert if she gets tickets from scalpers.

An intramural Ultimate Frisbee league forms in your neighborhood. You:

Don’t join, you prefer Cricket.

Pop two ibuprofen and jump in the game.

Suggest full contact rules.

An all-night movie marathon is playing your favorite franchise. You:

DVR the series and watch in on the weekend.

Watch half that night and save half for later.

Invite all your friends over and do shots all night every time you hear your favorite phrase from the movie.

Your date asks you to get matching tattoos. You:

Politely decline.

Offer to pay for the other person’s tattoo but not get your own.

Die your hair, pierce your nose and get the tattoo where everyone can see it!

You pull up to a red light and another driver revs his engine. You:

Avert your eyes and turn right immediately.

Shake your finger at him.

Pedal to the metal, you gun it as soon as it turns green.

The book on your nightstand is:

A timeless classic.

The latest teen lit.

A nudie magazine.

It’s the weekend! You:

Do yardwork.

Go surfing.

Throw a rave!

In the last year, you’ve been on this many dates:

3-6

Too many to count, and you just hit on someone while taking this quiz.

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